Smart-thinking smartass.

I’ve been writing copy of all sorts for more than 20 years. I’ve got lots of other work that is either housed here, or it’s just so precious I’ve tucked it away. But basically, if it’s a medium, I’ve written for it. Social, print, DM, email, radio, banners, letters, keynote speeches, eulogies…if you want to see any of it, just let me know. (I’ve also written for most categories, too. You’ll see those when you scroll down.)

More about me? Okay!
Born and raised in MN, I’m among the unicorns who have actually lived in other states. I’m a huge baseball fan and an even huger Minnesota Twins fan. In fact, I’m currently employed very, very part-time as a Tour Guide at Target Field. So many nerdy facts!

When not at Twins games, I can be found at as many live music shows as possible, eating banana Laffy Taffys, traveling as much as possible, writing sitcoms and movie scripts, spoiling my humongous family and adorable cat or freaking myself out with true crime stories. (P.S., it’s always the spouse.)

Say hi.

612.889.5674
amesjarrard@gmail.com